Nick: Hey, Horny ?
You: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Nick: Are u ?
You: what the hell is that even supposed to mean..
You: am I serious about asking you that?
Nick: Are u horny ?
You: What the hell do you think!?
Nick: Well ?
You: I do not want to be your ‘sext’ buddy or whatever the hell you’re looking for. Especially since (like i’ve told you before) you only ever talk to me when you’re touching yourself
You: which is pretty stupid.. and gross..
You: and quite demeaning! You must be pretty dense if you still haven’t figured that out after i’ve told you so many times
Nick: Ok but are u cuz one day I’ll be here I’m not changing soo when your horny gimmy a call
You: What are you even saying? haha but ummm that’s okay… i deal with that kind of stuff on my own
Nick: How ?
You: how the fuck do you think!? This conversation is over..
Nick: Masterbat ?
You: Yeah, by the art of mastering a bat I have come to cope with all my sexual desires in a non-sexual way.