When I’M complaining about how “fat” I am, please do not fucking disagree with me if you’re going to complain about how “fat” you are when you weight 30+ pounds less than me.

It’s really fucking retarded.

Just…

Haha, THIS IS SO TRUE!
Not like it’s something that I complain about often or anything.. but I know whenever my friends bring that topic up about themselves (and they’re probably a good… 60lbs lighter than me!?) I just look at them and say “Yeah if you think you’re chubby then I must be a fucking elephant.” Really guys? You wear a size 28. You’re freakin’ tiny.

(Source: lifeas--jw0ww, via fuckthisshitseriously-deactivat)