I realized that I have a lot of nicknames.. maybe too many.. at least more than most.. maybe they’re pseudo-names? I don’t know.. here are some of them.

Bird, Birdy, Bret, Bretty, Bert, Bertney, Sunshine, Little Bird, Squirt, Giggleberry, B, Brettenetteneybermickumlickum, Betty, Rasp… and that’s all I can think of right now.

…I still think that’s a CONSIDERABLE amount… ya?